27 December 2011

Giving Up On Hilton HHonors

I’ve been loyal to the Hilton family of hotels now for several years.  Over the past year, as an HHonors Diamond, I’ve increasingly felt like my loyalty is unrequited.  Finally, last month, I decided I was giving up on the program and, with it, Hilton hotels in general.  Here’s why:

Status Give-aways to Anybody

Qualifying for HHonors Gold requires 16 stays or 36 nights at a Hilton property; for Diamond it’s 28 stays or 60 nights.  This year I logged twenty stays, making Gold for next year.  A few months ago, anybody with a Visa Signature card could gotten the same status without doing anything other than asking for it.  I was not eligible for the promotion because I was already elite.  As I type this (December), anyone with a code widely available on the Internet can get Gold just for registering with that code.  My loyalty of 20 stays is being rewarded with Gold status, the same thing available to everyone just for the asking?

This matters because I will now be competing with these same people for rooms, upgrades, and other amenities.  It also matters because it says to those of us who achieved our status by being loyal to the brand “you are a chump.”

Lack of Upgrades

Twenty stays at Hilton properties this year from Pensacola to Paris and Seattle to Dublin to Warsaw, and I saw zero room upgrades.  Zero.  Not one.  The closest I came was the Hilton HHonors floor, which is just the same as the others except that it has a plaque in or near the elevator lobby that announces that it’s the HHonors floor.  No suite for me.  No junior suite.  Nothing of the sort.  And, in more than one instance, mentioning that I was Diamond and asking if an upgrade was available got me nothing more than a dismissive grunt.

Lackluster Properties

Then there are the properties themselves.  There are some really nice Hiltons out there, don’t get me wrong, but there are so, so many mediocre or just plain bad ones.  There seems to be no standard and the quality is so spotty that one never knows quite what to expect.  The problem is within each brand and across their brands:  some Hilton Garden Inns are better than some Hiltons; some Doubltrees are okay or even nice, while most are lacking, to say the least.  Hilton's whole branding strategy needs some serious rethinking:  I should be able to tell if I’m in a Doubletree or a Hilton or a Hilton Garden Inn or a Hampton Inn just by looking around the property.  Their brands should speak for themselves and they just don't.

Severe Devaluation of HHonors Points

Then there’s the severe devaluation of the points that Hilton undertook more than a year ago.  For instance, I stayed at a property in Paris the November before devaluation at a cost of 40,000 points per night.  I tried to book into the same property this October:  about 120,000 points per night.  Before Diamond members had the benefit of the Diamond Desk calling the hotel to do a “Diamond Force.”  That is no longer offered, further diminishing the points and the value of the program.  The crux of the change in points pricing is that hotels have a certain number of "standard"-point-rate rooms.  Once that inventory is exhausted, you can still book a room with points but this is where they really sock it to you and where the real devaluation shows.  They've basically gutted the program.

This is all too bad.  I used to love the HHonors program and was willing to overlook its shortcomings and the glaring issues with the properties themselves.  But now I’m just giving up and moving on.  So, to all of the new HHonors members who are suddenly Gold for the asking, enjoy the program.  You’ll have one less HHonors Gold member to compete with for your benefits.

What I'm On About Today (Tuesday)

David Frum on the Jesus-Versus-Santa Celebrity Smackdown.

The Pope warns of the evils of ... glitter.  Funny.

When I first heard about 3D printing, my reaction was similar to my reaction when I heard about the Internet:  it's almost impossible to get my mind around it.  I think this technology will be as revolutionary as the Internet has turned out to be.  This is one to watch.

23 December 2011

Bye-Bye Contact Lenses

After twenty-plus years wearing contact lenses, today is my last day with them.  Tomorrow begins a couple of weeks of wearing glasses before Lasik.  I hope having my 20/20 vision restored is as wonderful as everyone says!

04 December 2011

So Long, Jo'Burg

I won't say goodbye, because I fully intend to return.  At the airport now, way early for my flight, owed to the train having its last run at just eight o'clock.  A very nice, though quick, visit to Johannesburg draws to a close.

There may be those (perhaps the true 99%), who think that traveling 20,000 miles for a weekend trip is a little silly.  Perhaps so, but I'm glad I took on the adventure.  My time in Soweto yesterday was fantastic and shopping today at the craft market was a great experience.  Of course, I may be feeling otherwise in 26 or so hours when I finally make it home; but, for now, I'm feeling quite satisfied about the whole thing.  And, already looking forward to another South African adventure!

More to follow on my website upon my return.  For now, photos of me during my day-tour to Soweto, overlooking Jo'burg's north suburbs; in front of the World Cup stadium; and, at the welcome sign to Soweto:



03 December 2011

Messages From Soweto

"Tell America 'hello' from Soweto."

"We love Americans in Soweto."

"Thank you for buying my handiwork.  Please tell Americas Soweto wants them to visit here.  We want to meet them."

"Welcome to Soweto.  I hope you feel very comfortable and special here."

Just a few of the things I was told by those I met in Soweto this afternoon.  I spent the afternoon in the township and came away with a totally different impression of what the place is like; its history, and its present-day.  It was a very nice visit.  I can't wait to share more about it.  (I would share more and photos here, but the hotel internet is dreadful and is comically capped at 30MB.)

At any rate, a nice day here in Johannesburg.  Oh, and topped off with a little delicious springbok at supper.  Why are you both so cute and so tasty?!  (Google springbok if you have no idea what I'm writing about.)

The African Craft Market is planned for tomorrow, then who-knows-what, then the long journey home.

02 December 2011

Uneventful to Jo'burg

I made it halfway round the world as uneventfully as one can.  Getting the 5A from L'Enfant Plaza to Dulles worked really well.  Flight from Dulles to Amsterdam arrived about 50 minutes early, owed to strong tailwinds; a short six-and-a-half hours.  Flight from Amsterdam to Johannesburg was exactly on time.  On the last leg (eleven hours), I had an empty seat next to me.  And, I received two full meals, a snack, and an ice cream service.  Sort of what one expects on an American carrier (yeah, right).  Kudos to KLM for good and friendly service.